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In 2015, Valve began gradually adding flavor text to skin descriptions. Flavor text is usually (but not always) shared between all skins with the same name. Every unique line of flavor text is listed here.

Elegant design paired with brutal intent

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Getting lost in its color can prove fatal

The blade is made of many colors, but soon it all looks red

The blade is made of many colors, but soon it all looks red

Some people don't need to hide how dirty their deeds are

Like the tiger it is rare... like the tiger it is deadly...

Getting lost in its color can prove fatal

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Lead with your head, even if it means ignoring your heart

Inside voices, please

Open wiiiiide

Boom. Bam. Bop... Pow.

Always moving forward

As deadly as it is beautiful

Look for the North Star

Lovingly referred to as the "SpaceGat 2000"

Don't be deceived

Required power supply sold separately

Up to no good

This topcoat may never dry…

From the air you breathe

Your personal battle cry

Catch and decease

Take a second look

We share the same canoe

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

"They took comfort in each other's despair"

Same technology, now available in a smaller form factor

Stand out from the crowd

Always moving forward

Sierra Hotel Hotel Hotel

Claim your spot in the pecking order

Peek behind the curtain

-- REDACTED --

Why run?

Information is never free

Mikah did not account for highly motivated opposition

For those who live fast

Gone hunting

The subject claims this washed up on shore

Be the last 01 standing

Watch your fire

You call it used, we call it well-loved

Always an underdog

"Accendete i motori!"

Your loadout; now with high visibility

"Is this line secure?"

Don't touch that dial

Safety protocols have failed

The journey is random; the result is not

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

Your finest red

A nuclear fission product

Not so harmful after all...

The opposite of a containment structure

Meant for oversteer, not parking

Silently supplementing

"My life for yours"

A weapon of woe

Keep right except to pass

"You should have that looked at…"

Hold strong

Stay connected

At the heart of it all

Included with the $1,050 Premium Package

Great on cars, better on weapons

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Hard to miss

Hypotheses are never proven

Cut the lights

Shaping rounds with each shot

Clear a path

Who needs mud guards?

Dirt don't hurt… until it does

A handheld heat rejection device

"Your point of entry is the ventilation system"

Creating energy from atoms

Some people don't need to hide how dirty their deeds are

True power is demonstrated with subtle application

If you think it's messy now, wait until you see it under a blacklight

Valeria doesn't pay Javier to ask questions... she pays him to pry out answers

The Phoenix is not a symbol of destruction... it's a symbol of rebirth - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

Spray... Pray... Paint... Stab.

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

Be careful where you walk, you never know where the web is spread

A little color never hurt anyone

The woods can be a dangerous place... never travel alone

This is the malbec of weapon design - Booth, Arms Dealer

Two parts Trapper Keeper, three parts synthesizer

Man your stations

Next time set an alarm

It’s rude to talk with food in your mouth

+1 to Wisdom

Kill rewards paid in scratching posts and tennis balls

Let dead reckoning be your guide

Pellets and soldiers delivered in bulk

For a better tomorrow

Rule No. 2 – Never clash in public

Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle

Sometimes the gnar shreds you

It may not the best plane on deck, but it is the most readily available

857 bpm

Half the battle is keeping a hold of the weapon; the other half is hitting the target

Space for rent

Keep your head

Artemis sends her regards

Every end is a new beginning

My gun, my rules

You either have it or you don't

Every round is a 1v5

Look for the North Star

Just keep swimming

Element detected: Cs

Not to be used as a load-bearing support

The perfect partner

Every enemy is a nail

Hard hats required beyond this point

Cause an uproar

In a while…

Wealth comes in many forms

Pull the lever

Lethal fragility

All in

Introduce a little anarchy

24 bullets, 9 lives

A ScyTech procurement

Covered in spite

Create your own wake

Doubles as a mood ring

The shapeless void

The topcoat is still drying

It smells of rich mahogany

All things being equal

Close quarters nouveau

Face your demons

We're all monsters

And brim pebbles

Prepare for the crash

They always strike back

Recovered from COLONY01

Just over the horizon

Do not go quietly

Quid pro quo

In memoriam

Sometimes the best-laid plans go awry

Everybody has a plan…

For the noncommittal

Spring has sprung

A gruesome discovery

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Elegant design paired with brutal intent

Elegant design paired with brutal intent

Co-driver wanted

Delirium is a dangerous thing

Quiet retrofuturism

Beware the rising tide

Westward breaks

Spring, summer, fall, and rarely winter

Brick by brick

There's beauty in chaos

Conservation is not a priority

Nothing a little sandpaper can't fix

Follow the leader

The best-laid plans are drawn to scale

This one's a keeper

Be the pebble

Your personal battle cry

20 over 100

Sit on your horde and wait for any who come to take it

There's one at every party

With the amount of bodies you're racking up, who has time to dig?

A perfect gift for the sociopath that has everything...

Spikey blue hair and robot companion not included

You're acting like you've never been held captive by mercenaries before – The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 1

Face off and release the doves

A moment of pain. Then nothing.

Imogen was the past Felix, I'm the future - Huxley, The Competition

For the joker in all of us

Left unchecked, any garden becomes a tangled mass of weeds

The grass is always redder on the opposing side

You're right, losing is a new experience for me – The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 2

We must prepare for retaliation - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Mikah Baton is about to begin his campaign against the Coalition Taskforce

Get your head out of the clouds

You're not dealing with The Phoenix anymore, we know how to take care of our own... - The Daughter and the Paladin Part 2

No suicide squad would be complete without it

Safety first

Perfect for shooting toasters

In the past he gave us visions of the future; in the present he placed the future in our hands...

Pit crew not included

Remind them of your love

Conflict existed since the first caveman learned how to pick up a rock – Booth, Arms Dealer

Rule No. 1 – Challenge demands satisfaction

Your move...

Just because he's cute, doesn't mean he doesn't bite

You can't leave him to die, Felix; you have to save him - The Daughter and the Paladin Part 1

Couture firearms have taken the Czech Republic by storm

Patience, Elliott; they still have a role to play... - The Mercenary and The Serpent Part 2

This is going to be a short meeting...

Imogen... are you selling me a gun or a velvet poster? – Rona Sabri, Rising Star

Finally, a gun for trivia lovers

Don't worry Naomi, I'll make Felix pay - Mikha Biton, Phoenix Sniper

How will you rule?

Prepare before serving

It's what's inside that counts

Reliability and safety guaranteed

Biomechanic experimentation gone right

Submerge the opposition

Establish air superiority

For the 1%

Build a better world

Clutch not included

All eyes on you

CT-side sponsored by…

Look to the West

Pay tribute

Featuring all new technology

Its trigger weighs lighter than a feather

Protect what is yours

If you think I need a rifle to kill a man, you have no idea who you're talking to... - Mikha Biton, Phoenix Sniper

Some birds represent harmony and peace... these are not those birds

Every predator eventually meets their end

Booth had this weapon commissioned for Valeria in an attempt to smooth things over with the Phoenix

Booth has become synonymous with family drama; and who has time for drama when we're talking business - Huxley, The Competition

We have Izaki and Cocinero. You need them for anything or can I just kill them now? - The Mercenary and The Serpent Part 1

I hate being right all the time - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

I can never replace what was taken from us... but I can take even more from them - The Phoenix and The Initiate Part 2

The Phoenix civil war is about to begin

It was once a design earmarked for the Coalition Taskforce, but Huxley engaged in corporate espionage to make it a Phoenix exclusive

It starts with a bang... it ends with silence

Has anyone heard from Kotaro or Carmen? - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

BEWARE DIRECT EXPOSURE

Become a modern day Shere Khan

A weapon for artists, by artists

It's the whisper of the wind... it's the bite at your neck

Live your life a quarter mag at a time

Beware those who speak of the watchtower

I'm a big fan of your work Yukako, we should talk... -Huxley, The Competition

Chase Turner was a great man... you have big shoes to fill – The Phoenix and The Initiate, Part 1

They call you The Oni, right? Such a scary name for such a sad man... – Elliot Kingsman, Mercenary

We're always stronger together

Decimation has never been so adorable

The spire is forming

Naomi understands that one day she will die for Valeria

I don't profit from war, I profit from the human condition... - Booth, Arms Dealer

That's not crashing waves you hear...

Shahrazad told 1000 tales... this is the last one you'll hear

Every carpenter needs their hammer, every tailor their spindle...

You got what you wanted, now do you know what that means? – Booth, Arms Dealer

Airboat not included

That's why Huxley is doing the heavy lifting, all we have to is nudge her forward... - The Serpent and The Truth Seeker, Part 2

This phonecall never happened, do you understand? - The Paladin and the Father Part 1

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

Up close it is chaos... from a distance it is beauty - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

I always take a trophy - Javier Alviso, Fist of the Phoenix

Tweezers not included

Sometimes grunts have the upper hand

Sometimes a bunsen isn't enough...

We must be smart how we move against her, one wrong move and she'll come crashing down on both of us - The Serpent and the Truth Seeker

Valeria is getting bolder... the time has come to take the fight to her - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Some things never go out of style

Feared by Queens. Beloved by Bishops.

Valeria is getting bolder... the time has come to take the fight to her - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern never had a chance...

My feelings are irrelevant Keo, I have an empire to protect - Booth, Arms Dealer

Protect. Hope. Trust. Persevere.

Kotaro doesn't need our protection - The Valkyrie and The Paramour Part 2

True power is demonstrated with subtle application

2 in the chest, 1 in the head

The viper can strike from anywhere

I like to work in the snow... it always leaves a pretty picture - Javier Alviso, Fist of the Phoenix

A win with an asterisk is still a win - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

A plan is a list of things that don't happen

Sometimes a subtle nudge is all it takes to get what you want - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

If I do what you want, will you let me go? - The Phoenix and The Storyteller Part 2

You can use it, but you better put up a quarter first

Eventually you need to step outside of your mentor's shadow

What's red and white and fires full auto?

Let's not be hasty: there may be another way to get Valeria's attention... - A Father's Love Part 3

Listen up people... Izaki and Cocinero may be AWOL, but our mission remains the same: we're saving Alex Kincaide - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Keep him safe, Carmen - The Valkyrie and The Paramour Part 1

Can you stand against it's wrathful gaze?

First it pierces the shroud, then it pierces the shadow

Marian was always cooler than Sylvia

If you can see me, you're already dead

You really want to impress me Booth? Make this black light sensitive - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

Is there an echo in here?

Yatta!

It's coming for you

Float like a butterfly, sting like a relentless hateful insect

Notice how Gunsmith Yukako used the wood of the AK-47 to accentuate her verdant theme... make no mistake: Hydroponic is as beautiful and deadly as nature itself - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead

Stars are just pin pricks at the darkness

Get back here, I'm talking to you!

The sun rises on the just and unjust alike

You think it's the same, but look again... subtlety makes all the difference

You think it's the same, but look again... subtlety makes all the difference

I know I'm asking a lot of you... Turner was like your son - The Paladin and The Teacher Part 1

Turner's betrayal is my failure... I have to make this right - Sebastien Hennequet, Sniper

In time, all things are possible

Square gum not included

This bone crusher is a devastator

I know. But it was the right thing to do... - A Family Affair Part 2

Carmen. I found him...- The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 1

Who says diamonds are a girl's best friend?

No more fun and games

The world is in flames, but at least we have hope

You're too trusting Valeria... it will get you killed - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

Who's keeping score?

KNOCK KNOCK

The perfect thing for a hot summer's day

They're manipulating you Kotaro. And if you can't see that, you're in more trouble than you know... - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

If you didn't want collateral damage, perhaps you should have been more specific... - Javier Alviso, Fist of the Phoenix

Tread softly Naomi...people in your line of work aren't known for their longevity - The Shield and The Serpent Part 2

Serenity now...

Hey Sabri, you should take this one... it's loud like you - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

This is what the great Sebastien Hennequet has been reduced to? A nagging school marm? What happened to you... - The Teacher and The Iconoclast Part 2

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

It looks pure, but looks can be deceiving

There's no escape from me

Personally I prefer the 4th edition, but the customer is always right - Booth, Arms Dealer

If she wanted me to conduct an interview, there was probably an easier way to book it - The Shield and The Storyteller Part 2

Who he was doesn't change who he has become. Don't worry Felix... I'll stop him - The Paladin and The Teacher Part 2

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Turner, all men can be broken... it's just a matter of finding the right pressure point - The Traitor and The Truthseeker Part 2

I don't hate you Sebastien... I pity you - Chase Turner, Coalition Defector

Who knows what the future holds

It's going to be a rough month for your enemies

Mine.

Tradition is a powerful thing

I still think it should have a panda - Booth, Arms Dealer

The great equalizer

Come Booth, let me show you what I've been working on - Yukako, Gunsmith

Kings are just men... and no man should be worshipped - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

Today's a great day to find romance and kill your rivals

Insert shoot pun here

Kotaro lost his son to this gun... and one day he'll use it to stop the man responsible

Imogen... if they ever find out what you did, it may cost us everything - A Family Affair Part 1

Remember your training

One part firearm, two parts Trapper Keeper

You really want to impress me Booth? Make this black light sensitive - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

For enough money, Elite Crew will take any cause on as their own

Be careful what you wish for

Sometimes it's ok to play with your food

Make some outlines of your own

There are some roots you don't want to take hold

We only get one chance at this, let's do it right - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Don't forget your helmet

Your skills aren't in question, your attitude is - The Teacher and The Iconoclast Part 1

Everyone's searching for silver and gold

Perfect for the Operator that values sophistication as well as firepower - Booth, Arms Dealer

Tread softly Naomi...people in your line of work aren't known for their longevity - The Shield and The Serpent Part 2

It takes time to build something beautiful, but only a moment to destroy it

Turn some heads before you take them off

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Turn some heads before you take them off

Some say that when you laugh, the world laughs with you...but when Chatterbox laughs there are only screams

One little squeeze turns every morning into the Day of the Dead

A weapon worthy of The Monkey King himself - Booth, Arms Dealer

This one is steeped in tradition and blood

A beast in Indian mythology as well as on the battlefield

Bright colors hide a gun with a dark purpose

Serenity is a luxury few can afford - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

With lightning always comes thunder

It's not the first bite that kills you, it's the 29 that come after

Sometimes you need an unstable element to solve your problems - Kotaro Izaki, Breach Expert

Coverfire never looked so good

Intimidation is the sincerest form of flattery

The founder of Season Corporation had this piece commissioned after being rescued by renowned Operator Kotaro Izaki

One day they will ask why we fight, and when they do they will understand - Naomi, Bodyguard to Valeria Jenner

Sometimes playing with fire is a good thing

One little squeeze turns every morning into the Day of the Dead

beep. beep. beeeeeeeeeeeep...

I'm not here for what I need; I'm here for something I want - Imogen and The Oni Part 2

The only way to make diamonds is by applying pressure

You don't have to hold your pinky out when pulling the trigger, but it's a nice touch

Felix handpicked his team from operators all over the world... and while people question their personalities, they never question the results

It's rude to stare, but war isn't the time for pleasantries

Every year, Booth gathers the worlds foremost designer gunsmiths to show off their latest designs

Carcosa is calling

Throw enough downfield and you're bound to hit the bullseye eventually

There is always some place darker you can go

It always begins with a tiny spark

Be careful where you walk, you never know where the web is spread

Water gives life, but it can also take it...

I know you don't believe in the cause...and when I expose you, Valeria will have your head - The Shield and The Serpent Part 1

200 keys could never unlock its secrets

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

Anyone paying close attention will connect the dots and see what she did. We don't have much time to find a solution... - A Father's Love Part 1

What do you mean you can't find Cocinero and Izaki? - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Mimosa not included

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

You chose wisely

Assume crash positions

Be prepared to encounter many thorns in the trials to come

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Of all the members of The Phoenix, none are more loyal to Valeria than her bodyguard Naomi

I could kill her paramour... perhaps that would buy you some time with Valeria - A Father's Love Part 2

Pack your baags. Let's go kill that sonofabitch... - The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 2

Some people don't just want extra leg room... they want peace and quiet

Mimosa not included

They took the bait, let's move... - Elliott Kingsman, Mercenary

You should smile Felix, you'd have more luck with the ladies if you didn't look like such a dour bastard all the time - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

An apple a day keeps insurance premiums high

Some people don't need to hide how dirty their deeds are

There is beauty in simplicity - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

Everyone has a story, and Javier will pry it out before he kills you

It's not fancy, but it gets you where you need to go

Don't worry, the safety is TSA compliant

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

It will be waiting for you at the monorail

With Turner dead, we have a new priority: rescue Alex Kincaide - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

True Love's Kiss can't save you from its barbs

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

Rona Sabri still hasn't forgiven Sebastien for not selecting her to go after Turner

Alex Kincaide, I'm sure you have many questions... please allow me to give you answers - The Phoenix and The Storyteller Part 1

It's not a bagpipe, but it plays a song before every funeral

I like it. It brings out my eyes on camera... - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

Striking colors for a striking weapon

Money doesn't talk... it kills

Sometimes the wings of an angel don't mean salvation

With age comes wisdom and stopping power

Questioning Imogen is questioning me. Now Relax, have some scotch, and let's talk business - The Father and The Phoenix Part 2

For when combat is a black tie affair

Everyone wants to make an impact

Some ghosts won't stay buried

Just because I carried my team doesn't mean it wasn't a team effort - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

I know you don't believe in the cause...and when I expose you, Valeria will have your head - The Shield and The Serpent Part 1

Say matte!

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

Subtlety can make all the difference

With age comes wisdom and stopping power

Become a human typhoon

Never be afraid to push it to the limit

I can follow procedure and get 7 out, or I can do it my way and save all 10... your choice - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

Make some outlines of your own

Striking colors for a striking weapon

Lead by example

Respect can never be taken, only earned

Sometimes the wings of an angel don't mean salvation

It'll take more than a tarp to protect you

For someone who is supposed to be impartial, your daughter made an interesting choice for companionship - The Father and The Phoenix Part 1

Stars are just pin pricks at the darkness

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

It has been unleashed

Namaste

Never be afraid to push it to the limit

I don't have to like you, I have to keep you safe - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

Striking colors for a striking weapon

Beware its many thorns

Mr. Izaki, I'm not complaining... but how many shotguns do you need? - Imogen and The Oni, Part 1

Some people will call you a hero... others a villain

A burning rate of fire

Some ghosts won't stay buried

It'll take more than a tarp to protect you

Felix, you and I both know Valeria's about to wage a war. The only question is are you prepared? - Booth, Arms Dealer

Everyone wants to make an impact

Everyone wants to make an impact

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

I know you don't believe in the cause...and when I expose you, Valeria will have your head - The Shield and The Serpent Part 1

Everyone wants to make an impact

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

True power is demonstrated with subtle application

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

The woods can be a dangerous place... never travel alone

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

You're not getting sleepy, you're passing out from blood loss

If you want to survive in the streets, learn to spit fire

A loud gun in every sense of the word

Pencils down, hands up

Waves break, our resolve doesn't - Kotaro Izaki, Breach Expert

Tradition can be dangerous

Look me in the eyes and tell me that's standard issue - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Jester's dead

This is what the great Sebastien Hennequet has been reduced to? A nagging school marm? What happened to you... - The Teacher and The Iconoclast Part 2

Ours is a world of intrigue...but sometimes camouflage is meant to be seen - Booth, Arms Dealer

Imogen shares her father's eye for quality, but her ambition is even fiercer

It breaks two commandments at the same time

Patience is a virtue

DO NOT CROSS

Where classic construction meets modern aesthetics

I already lost one man to Valeria's lies... I don't intend to lose anyone else - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

My men are professionals, they'll get the job done right... - Elliott Kingsman, Career Criminal

One more for the collection

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

A storm is coming

Scars build character

Patience is a virtue

My men are professionals, they'll get the job done right... - Elliott Kingsman, Career Criminal

Gonzo journalist Alex Kincaide disappeared after traveling to The Maghreb to cover Operation Vanguard

Beautiful today...ashes tomorrow

Sometimes a sacrifice is called for

Words are wind, but wind can kill

Don't worry...business is about to pick up - Booth, Arms Dealer

Never take victory for granted

For those with an appetite for destruction

Even if you can't see it, you'll definitely hear it

You don't know Felix Riley like I do... the man is impossible to break - The Traitor and The Truthseeker Part 1

Sometimes you don't need to strike the same place twice

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

In a fairy tale the knight always slays the dragon... but this is the real world - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

An eagle looks majestic until it's clawing your eyes out

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

A mass grave that fits snugly in the palm of your hands

The woods can be a dangerous place... never travel alone

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

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