Flavor Text

In 2015, Valve began gradually adding flavor text to skin descriptions. Flavor text is usually (but not always) shared between all skins with the same name. Every unique line of flavor text is listed here.

If you think it's messy now, wait until you see it under a blacklight

A little color never hurt anyone

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

True power is demonstrated with subtle application

Spray... Pray... Paint... Stab.

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

The woods can be a dangerous place... never travel alone

This is the malbec of weapon design - Booth, Arms Dealer

Be careful where you walk, you never know where the web is spread

Valeria doesn't pay Javier to ask questions... she pays him to pry out answers

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

The Phoenix is not a symbol of destruction... it's a symbol of rebirth - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

Here's to 20 more

The nail that sticks out gets the hammer

Minutes to install but a lifetime to master

Not to be confused with "ladder"

Worth the wait

"It's time to earn our stories"

"But look at the time!"

I've got your six

73556**

Never trust a rope bridge

If found please return to Cedar Creek Nuclear Power Plant

Also available in red

Rush B, don't stop

The dog that refreshes!

Re: Dance lessons with Jordan

"The defuse is coming in -- he's still going!"

Source material

Some people don't need to hide how dirty their deeds are

The blade is made of many colors, but soon it all looks red

Getting lost in its color can prove fatal

Elegant design paired with brutal intent

Like the tiger it is rare... like the tiger it is deadly...

The blade is made of many colors, but soon it all looks red

Getting lost in its color can prove fatal

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Lead with your head, even if it means ignoring your heart

Inside voices, please

Open wiiiiide

Boom. Bam. Bop... Pow.

Always moving forward

Lovingly referred to as the "SpaceGat 2000"

Look for the North Star

Don't be deceived

Required power supply sold separately

As deadly as it is beautiful

Up to no good

Catch and decease

We share the same canoe

This topcoat may never dry…

Your personal battle cry

From the air you breathe

Take a second look

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

"They took comfort in each other's despair"

Stand out from the crowd

Always moving forward

Same technology, now available in a smaller form factor

Sierra Hotel Hotel Hotel

Claim your spot in the pecking order

Peek behind the curtain

Information is never free

Why run?

-- REDACTED --

For those who live fast

Gone hunting

You call it used, we call it well-loved

Mikah did not account for highly motivated opposition

The subject claims this washed up on shore

Be the last 01 standing

Watch your fire

Always an underdog

"Accendete i motori!"

Your loadout; now with high visibility

"Is this line secure?"

Don't touch that dial

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

The journey is random; the result is not

Safety protocols have failed

A nuclear fission product

Your finest red

Meant for oversteer, not parking

A weapon of woe

Keep right except to pass

Silently supplementing

"My life for yours"

"You should have that looked at…"

Not so harmful after all...

The opposite of a containment structure

At the heart of it all

Great on cars, better on weapons

Included with the $1,050 Premium Package

Hard to miss

Hypotheses are never proven

Hold strong

Stay connected

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Creating energy from atoms

Cut the lights

Who needs mud guards?

Clear a path

Some people don't need to hide how dirty their deeds are

A handheld heat rejection device

Dirt don't hurt… until it does

Shaping rounds with each shot

"Your point of entry is the ventilation system"

Man your stations

Two parts Trapper Keeper, three parts synthesizer

Next time set an alarm

+1 to Wisdom

It’s rude to talk with food in your mouth

Kill rewards paid in scratching posts and tennis balls

Rule No. 2 – Never clash in public

For a better tomorrow

Pellets and soldiers delivered in bulk

Let dead reckoning be your guide

857 bpm

Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle

Sometimes the gnar shreds you

It may not the best plane on deck, but it is the most readily available

Half the battle is keeping a hold of the weapon; the other half is hitting the target

Space for rent

Keep your head

Every end is a new beginning

Artemis sends her regards

My gun, my rules

Look for the North Star

Every round is a 1v5

Just keep swimming

You either have it or you don't

Hard hats required beyond this point

Element detected: Cs

Cause an uproar

The perfect partner

Every enemy is a nail

Not to be used as a load-bearing support

In a while…

Wealth comes in many forms

Pull the lever

Lethal fragility

All in

Covered in spite

Introduce a little anarchy

24 bullets, 9 lives

A ScyTech procurement

Create your own wake

Close quarters nouveau

All things being equal

It smells of rich mahogany

The topcoat is still drying

The shapeless void

Doubles as a mood ring

We're all monsters

Face your demons

And brim pebbles

They always strike back

Prepare for the crash

Just over the horizon

Do not go quietly

Quid pro quo

Recovered from COLONY01

In memoriam

Everybody has a plan…

A gruesome discovery

Sometimes the best-laid plans go awry

For the noncommittal

Spring has sprung

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Elegant design paired with brutal intent

Elegant design paired with brutal intent

Co-driver wanted

Beware the rising tide

Delirium is a dangerous thing

Quiet retrofuturism

There's beauty in chaos

Westward breaks

Spring, summer, fall, and rarely winter

Brick by brick

Conservation is not a priority

Follow the leader

Nothing a little sandpaper can't fix

The best-laid plans are drawn to scale

This one's a keeper

Be the pebble

Your personal battle cry

20 over 100

Sit on your horde and wait for any who come to take it

There's one at every party

A perfect gift for the sociopath that has everything...

Spikey blue hair and robot companion not included

With the amount of bodies you're racking up, who has time to dig?

You're acting like you've never been held captive by mercenaries before – The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 1

Imogen was the past Felix, I'm the future - Huxley, The Competition

For the joker in all of us

A moment of pain. Then nothing.

Face off and release the doves

You're right, losing is a new experience for me – The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 2

We must prepare for retaliation - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Mikah Baton is about to begin his campaign against the Coalition Taskforce

Get your head out of the clouds

Left unchecked, any garden becomes a tangled mass of weeds

You're not dealing with The Phoenix anymore, we know how to take care of our own... - The Daughter and the Paladin Part 2

The grass is always redder on the opposing side

Safety first

No suicide squad would be complete without it

In the past he gave us visions of the future; in the present he placed the future in our hands...

Perfect for shooting toasters

Pit crew not included

Just because he's cute, doesn't mean he doesn't bite

Rule No. 1 – Challenge demands satisfaction

Conflict existed since the first caveman learned how to pick up a rock – Booth, Arms Dealer

Remind them of your love

Your move...

Couture firearms have taken the Czech Republic by storm

Patience, Elliott; they still have a role to play... - The Mercenary and The Serpent Part 2

This is going to be a short meeting...

Imogen... are you selling me a gun or a velvet poster? – Rona Sabri, Rising Star

Finally, a gun for trivia lovers

Don't worry Naomi, I'll make Felix pay - Mikha Biton, Phoenix Sniper

You can't leave him to die, Felix; you have to save him - The Daughter and the Paladin Part 1

Featuring all new technology

Pay tribute

CT-side sponsored by…

Look to the West

For the 1%

Build a better world

Clutch not included

All eyes on you

It's what's inside that counts

Prepare before serving

How will you rule?

Establish air superiority

Submerge the opposition

Reliability and safety guaranteed

Biomechanic experimentation gone right

Its trigger weighs lighter than a feather

Protect what is yours

If you think I need a rifle to kill a man, you have no idea who you're talking to... - Mikha Biton, Phoenix Sniper

Every predator eventually meets their end

Some birds represent harmony and peace... these are not those birds

We have Izaki and Cocinero. You need them for anything or can I just kill them now? - The Mercenary and The Serpent Part 1

Booth had this weapon commissioned for Valeria in an attempt to smooth things over with the Phoenix

I can never replace what was taken from us... but I can take even more from them - The Phoenix and The Initiate Part 2

Booth has become synonymous with family drama; and who has time for drama when we're talking business - Huxley, The Competition

I hate being right all the time - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

The Phoenix civil war is about to begin

Become a modern day Shere Khan

It was once a design earmarked for the Coalition Taskforce, but Huxley engaged in corporate espionage to make it a Phoenix exclusive

It starts with a bang... it ends with silence

Has anyone heard from Kotaro or Carmen? - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

BEWARE DIRECT EXPOSURE

A weapon for artists, by artists

It's the whisper of the wind... it's the bite at your neck

Live your life a quarter mag at a time

Beware those who speak of the watchtower

I'm a big fan of your work Yukako, we should talk... -Huxley, The Competition

They call you The Oni, right? Such a scary name for such a sad man... – Elliot Kingsman, Mercenary

Chase Turner was a great man... you have big shoes to fill – The Phoenix and The Initiate, Part 1

We're always stronger together

The spire is forming

Naomi understands that one day she will die for Valeria

I don't profit from war, I profit from the human condition... - Booth, Arms Dealer

Decimation has never been so adorable

Every carpenter needs their hammer, every tailor their spindle...

Airboat not included

That's why Huxley is doing the heavy lifting, all we have to is nudge her forward... - The Serpent and The Truth Seeker, Part 2

You got what you wanted, now do you know what that means? – Booth, Arms Dealer

That's not crashing waves you hear...

Shahrazad told 1000 tales... this is the last one you'll hear

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

This phonecall never happened, do you understand? - The Paladin and the Father Part 1

Tweezers not included

Up close it is chaos... from a distance it is beauty - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

I always take a trophy - Javier Alviso, Fist of the Phoenix

Valeria is getting bolder... the time has come to take the fight to her - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Some things never go out of style

Feared by Queens. Beloved by Bishops.

Sometimes grunts have the upper hand

We must be smart how we move against her, one wrong move and she'll come crashing down on both of us - The Serpent and the Truth Seeker

Sometimes a bunsen isn't enough...

Valeria is getting bolder... the time has come to take the fight to her - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern never had a chance...

My feelings are irrelevant Keo, I have an empire to protect - Booth, Arms Dealer

Protect. Hope. Trust. Persevere.

Kotaro doesn't need our protection - The Valkyrie and The Paramour Part 2

True power is demonstrated with subtle application

The viper can strike from anywhere

2 in the chest, 1 in the head

I like to work in the snow... it always leaves a pretty picture - Javier Alviso, Fist of the Phoenix

A win with an asterisk is still a win - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

A plan is a list of things that don't happen

If I do what you want, will you let me go? - The Phoenix and The Storyteller Part 2

You can use it, but you better put up a quarter first

Eventually you need to step outside of your mentor's shadow

Sometimes a subtle nudge is all it takes to get what you want - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

Listen up people... Izaki and Cocinero may be AWOL, but our mission remains the same: we're saving Alex Kincaide - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Keep him safe, Carmen - The Valkyrie and The Paramour Part 1

Can you stand against it's wrathful gaze?

First it pierces the shroud, then it pierces the shadow

What's red and white and fires full auto?

Marian was always cooler than Sylvia

Let's not be hasty: there may be another way to get Valeria's attention... - A Father's Love Part 3

Is there an echo in here?

If you can see me, you're already dead

You really want to impress me Booth? Make this black light sensitive - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

Yatta!

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

It's coming for you

Stars are just pin pricks at the darkness

Float like a butterfly, sting like a relentless hateful insect

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead

Notice how Gunsmith Yukako used the wood of the AK-47 to accentuate her verdant theme... make no mistake: Hydroponic is as beautiful and deadly as nature itself - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

The sun rises on the just and unjust alike

You think it's the same, but look again... subtlety makes all the difference

You think it's the same, but look again... subtlety makes all the difference

I know I'm asking a lot of you... Turner was like your son - The Paladin and The Teacher Part 1

Turner's betrayal is my failure... I have to make this right - Sebastien Hennequet, Sniper

In time, all things are possible

No more fun and games

Get back here, I'm talking to you!

Who says diamonds are a girl's best friend?

Carmen. I found him...- The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 1

I know. But it was the right thing to do... - A Family Affair Part 2

Square gum not included

This bone crusher is a devastator

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

This is what the great Sebastien Hennequet has been reduced to? A nagging school marm? What happened to you... - The Teacher and The Iconoclast Part 2

They're manipulating you Kotaro. And if you can't see that, you're in more trouble than you know... - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

If you didn't want collateral damage, perhaps you should have been more specific... - Javier Alviso, Fist of the Phoenix

Tread softly Naomi...people in your line of work aren't known for their longevity - The Shield and The Serpent Part 2

Who's keeping score?

There's no escape from me

KNOCK KNOCK

The perfect thing for a hot summer's day

Hey Sabri, you should take this one... it's loud like you - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

You're too trusting Valeria... it will get you killed - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

The world is in flames, but at least we have hope

Serenity now...

It looks pure, but looks can be deceiving

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Who knows what the future holds

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Who he was doesn't change who he has become. Don't worry Felix... I'll stop him - The Paladin and The Teacher Part 2

Personally I prefer the 4th edition, but the customer is always right - Booth, Arms Dealer

It's going to be a rough month for your enemies

If she wanted me to conduct an interview, there was probably an easier way to book it - The Shield and The Storyteller Part 2

Turner, all men can be broken... it's just a matter of finding the right pressure point - The Traitor and The Truthseeker Part 2

I don't hate you Sebastien... I pity you - Chase Turner, Coalition Defector

I still think it should have a panda - Booth, Arms Dealer

Kings are just men... and no man should be worshipped - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

Remember your training

The great equalizer

Mine.

Imogen... if they ever find out what you did, it may cost us everything - A Family Affair Part 1

Today's a great day to find romance and kill your rivals

Insert shoot pun here

Kotaro lost his son to this gun... and one day he'll use it to stop the man responsible

Tradition is a powerful thing

Come Booth, let me show you what I've been working on - Yukako, Gunsmith

You really want to impress me Booth? Make this black light sensitive - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

One part firearm, two parts Trapper Keeper

Sometimes it's ok to play with your food

For enough money, Elite Crew will take any cause on as their own

Be careful what you wish for

We only get one chance at this, let's do it right - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

There are some roots you don't want to take hold

Don't forget your helmet

Make some outlines of your own

Everyone's searching for silver and gold

It takes time to build something beautiful, but only a moment to destroy it

Turn some heads before you take them off

Tread softly Naomi...people in your line of work aren't known for their longevity - The Shield and The Serpent Part 2

Your skills aren't in question, your attitude is - The Teacher and The Iconoclast Part 1

Perfect for the Operator that values sophistication as well as firepower - Booth, Arms Dealer

Finally, a weapon strong enough to match your resolve

Turn some heads before you take them off

Some say that when you laugh, the world laughs with you...but when Chatterbox laughs there are only screams

This one is steeped in tradition and blood

A weapon worthy of The Monkey King himself - Booth, Arms Dealer

One little squeeze turns every morning into the Day of the Dead

Bright colors hide a gun with a dark purpose

A beast in Indian mythology as well as on the battlefield

With lightning always comes thunder

Serenity is a luxury few can afford - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

Intimidation is the sincerest form of flattery

It's not the first bite that kills you, it's the 29 that come after

Sometimes you need an unstable element to solve your problems - Kotaro Izaki, Breach Expert

Coverfire never looked so good

The founder of Season Corporation had this piece commissioned after being rescued by renowned Operator Kotaro Izaki

Sometimes playing with fire is a good thing

One day they will ask why we fight, and when they do they will understand - Naomi, Bodyguard to Valeria Jenner

One little squeeze turns every morning into the Day of the Dead

I'm not here for what I need; I'm here for something I want - Imogen and The Oni Part 2

beep. beep. beeeeeeeeeeeep...

You don't have to hold your pinky out when pulling the trigger, but it's a nice touch

It's rude to stare, but war isn't the time for pleasantries

The only way to make diamonds is by applying pressure

Felix handpicked his team from operators all over the world... and while people question their personalities, they never question the results

Carcosa is calling

Throw enough downfield and you're bound to hit the bullseye eventually

It always begins with a tiny spark

There is always some place darker you can go

Every year, Booth gathers the worlds foremost designer gunsmiths to show off their latest designs

Be careful where you walk, you never know where the web is spread

I know you don't believe in the cause...and when I expose you, Valeria will have your head - The Shield and The Serpent Part 1

Water gives life, but it can also take it...

200 keys could never unlock its secrets

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

What do you mean you can't find Cocinero and Izaki? - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Anyone paying close attention will connect the dots and see what she did. We don't have much time to find a solution... - A Father's Love Part 1

Assume crash positions

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

You chose wisely

Be prepared to encounter many thorns in the trials to come

Mimosa not included

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

I could kill her paramour... perhaps that would buy you some time with Valeria - A Father's Love Part 2

Pack your baags. Let's go kill that sonofabitch... - The Oni and The Valkyrie Part 2

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Some people don't just want extra leg room... they want peace and quiet

Of all the members of The Phoenix, none are more loyal to Valeria than her bodyguard Naomi

Mimosa not included

There is beauty in simplicity - Franz Kriegeld, Phoenix Tactician

An apple a day keeps insurance premiums high

It's not fancy, but it gets you where you need to go

You should smile Felix, you'd have more luck with the ladies if you didn't look like such a dour bastard all the time - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

Don't worry, the safety is TSA compliant

They took the bait, let's move... - Elliott Kingsman, Mercenary

Everyone has a story, and Javier will pry it out before he kills you

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

Some people don't need to hide how dirty their deeds are

It's not a bagpipe, but it plays a song before every funeral

It will be waiting for you at the monorail

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

True Love's Kiss can't save you from its barbs

Alex Kincaide, I'm sure you have many questions... please allow me to give you answers - The Phoenix and The Storyteller Part 1

With Turner dead, we have a new priority: rescue Alex Kincaide - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

I like it. It brings out my eyes on camera... - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

Rona Sabri still hasn't forgiven Sebastien for not selecting her to go after Turner

Striking colors for a striking weapon

Money doesn't talk... it kills

Sometimes the wings of an angel don't mean salvation

With age comes wisdom and stopping power

Questioning Imogen is questioning me. Now Relax, have some scotch, and let's talk business - The Father and The Phoenix Part 2

Some ghosts won't stay buried

For when combat is a black tie affair

Everyone wants to make an impact

I know you don't believe in the cause...and when I expose you, Valeria will have your head - The Shield and The Serpent Part 1

Say matte!

Just because I carried my team doesn't mean it wasn't a team effort - Rona Sabri, Rising Star

Subtlety can make all the difference

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

With age comes wisdom and stopping power

Never be afraid to push it to the limit

Become a human typhoon

Striking colors for a striking weapon

Make some outlines of your own

Lead by example

I can follow procedure and get 7 out, or I can do it my way and save all 10... your choice - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

Sometimes the wings of an angel don't mean salvation

Respect can never be taken, only earned

For someone who is supposed to be impartial, your daughter made an interesting choice for companionship - The Father and The Phoenix Part 1

It'll take more than a tarp to protect you

Stars are just pin pricks at the darkness

It has been unleashed

Anyone can predict the future... a visionary shapes it

I don't have to like you, I have to keep you safe - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert

Namaste

Never be afraid to push it to the limit

Striking colors for a striking weapon

Some people will call you a hero... others a villain

Beware its many thorns

Mr. Izaki, I'm not complaining... but how many shotguns do you need? - Imogen and The Oni, Part 1

It'll take more than a tarp to protect you

Some ghosts won't stay buried

A burning rate of fire

Felix, you and I both know Valeria's about to wage a war. The only question is are you prepared? - Booth, Arms Dealer

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

Everyone wants to make an impact

I know you don't believe in the cause...and when I expose you, Valeria will have your head - The Shield and The Serpent Part 1

Everyone wants to make an impact

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Everyone wants to make an impact

This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

Rebuilding only comes in the wake of destruction

True power is demonstrated with subtle application

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

The woods can be a dangerous place... never travel alone

You're not getting sleepy, you're passing out from blood loss

If you want to survive in the streets, learn to spit fire

A loud gun in every sense of the word

Pencils down, hands up

Waves break, our resolve doesn't - Kotaro Izaki, Breach Expert

Tradition can be dangerous

Look me in the eyes and tell me that's standard issue - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

It breaks two commandments at the same time

Ours is a world of intrigue...but sometimes camouflage is meant to be seen - Booth, Arms Dealer

This is what the great Sebastien Hennequet has been reduced to? A nagging school marm? What happened to you... - The Teacher and The Iconoclast Part 2

Jester's dead

Imogen shares her father's eye for quality, but her ambition is even fiercer

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

DO NOT CROSS

A storm is coming

Where classic construction meets modern aesthetics

One more for the collection

My men are professionals, they'll get the job done right... - Elliott Kingsman, Career Criminal

I already lost one man to Valeria's lies... I don't intend to lose anyone else - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

Scars build character

Patience is a virtue

Beautiful today...ashes tomorrow

Gonzo journalist Alex Kincaide disappeared after traveling to The Maghreb to cover Operation Vanguard

Sometimes a sacrifice is called for

My men are professionals, they'll get the job done right... - Elliott Kingsman, Career Criminal

Patience is a virtue

Even if you can't see it, you'll definitely hear it

For those with an appetite for destruction

Words are wind, but wind can kill

Never take victory for granted

Don't worry...business is about to pick up - Booth, Arms Dealer

You don't know Felix Riley like I do... the man is impossible to break - The Traitor and The Truthseeker Part 1

Sometimes you don't need to strike the same place twice

Rona is as good as she thinks she is... she's just not old enough to realize she shouldn't point it out to everyone - Felix Riley, Commanding Officer

By the time you're close enough to notice the pixels it's already too late

In a fairy tale the knight always slays the dragon... but this is the real world - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary

A mass grave that fits snugly in the palm of your hands

An eagle looks majestic until it's clawing your eyes out

A predator is a predator, no matter the environment

The woods can be a dangerous place... never travel alone

Perfect for the insurgent on the go

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