Safecracker Voltzmann | The Professionals

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Safecracker Voltzmann The Professionals

Don't blow it. DO blow the bomb though, okay? We do want that.

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Description: Weird, quirky, unhinged; a few words that describe The Professionals' safecracker and technical mastermind. When she is not mumbling to herself about the flawed assumptions inherent within the profit maximization paradox, Safecracker serves as a morally questionable but highly efficient 'fundraising expert.' She enjoys short walks on pavement, the sound of cable ties being fastened, and testing explosive prototypes under immense pressure.

Added: 3 December 2020

Collection: Broken Fang Agents

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